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nyctoleo:

NC-17

seanutt:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

fuck that, every PERSON on tumblr should have this

ethiopienne:

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loupgarou:

woodmeat:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

included in this order for a large ground beef is a dossier containing information on your target. he is to be neutralized before delivery. do not let him reach the airport. no pepperoni.


No. You don’t understand. Once, I was craving dominoes pizza while on my period, so I called to place an order. My roommate was joking around and in the background she yelled, “DON’T FORGET THE TAMPONS!” 30 mins later, the pizza guy shows up with a box of tampons, some chocolate ice cream, and my pizza telling me that this was his girlfriend’s magical cure-all for period woes. I was so grateful, I cried. For an hour.20$ pizza with a 400% tip. Pizza delivery man for the win.

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do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you

keep your eyes on the long-hairs, the barefoots,the weirdos. pay attention to the artists, the musicians, the writers. they know what’s going on. - (via goodvibejesus)

st-pam:

8:40am // On my way to school, one of the best bike rides I’ve ever had!

iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees
all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it